A waffle that looks like a zoo? OK, not like a whole zoo, but like a zoo animal? Along with other zoo animal buddies? A waffle that shoots blanks (but could still get you in trouble in some jurisdictions)?
A keyboard waffle, that won’t last long enough to finish typing your next email? But at least it won’t short out if you “accidentally put butter or syrup on it.
A waffle that’s not quite as big as the State of Texas, but looks a lot like a Mini Me of the state.
Pooh waffles? Winnie, that is, and Tigger, too. Disney waffles? C’mon, they’re cute.
